You have entered the world of
Miss Volatile.

Es gibt grenzen keine zur Phantasie. This is my motto folks. If you don't know what it means, pick up a book and find out you silly american. If you are interested in looking at my various monstrosities er my art, finding out about me because I am SO INTERESTING, or perhaps my favorite brand of toilet paper, you've come to the right place! Paddle around in my little domain and don't fasten your seat belts. Also, I am a tard and not so good at html yet, but insist on doing it myself rather than using the lame site builder. With that being said, please maximize your browser for best viewing. Otherwise, pics and text will overlap..still trying to fix that problem.

You should sign my guestbook too, because I would do it for you! Or would I?